Sci-fi Humorists Mugs

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Teenagers!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Hedge of two moo cows

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."