Science Fiction Humorists Mugs

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

How Glaciations Begin

"Underweird bras."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

The new Physics

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Evolving/Devolving

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.