Science Fiction Satirist Mugs

'No, this one's burger on the inside.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'