Science Fiction Satirist Pillows

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."