Science Satirist Pillows

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

Most scientists regard the new streamlined peer-review process as 'quite an improvement'.

'Take them until further testing shows they really aren't effective.'

Animals Testing on Humans: 'Don't worry, they don't feel pain the way we do.'

'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'

"Bring me a stem cell."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Quantum Mechanics.

'I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

The Quantum Mechanic...

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

"The Big Bang Theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

Mr. Science Times

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'They took my pellets, man, I been hittin' that lever all day, they took my Pellets!'

Test tube baby singing: 'All I want is a womb somewhere...'

'Before we start our field tests, could somebody placate the Mountain God.'

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Ever theatrical, Einstein would occasionally disappear into another dimension, thereby breaking the fifth wall.

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

Dr. Ryan presents his controversial theory proposing that the cow is not flat.