Science Satire Aficionado Pillows

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

'Dr. Worthington's seeing-eye cat experiment goes horribly wrong...'

'Yeah, he's something alright! Now you do know that if a Genetically Modified Organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?'

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

The Food Chain

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

I told you we were late!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)