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There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.

'What happens in R&D stays in R&D.'

'According to the tests your obesity is genetic. Most people have 'XY' chromosomes...yours are 'XL'!'

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'The medication only seems to increase their aggressiveness.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"Cobalt? Titanium? What I'm looking for is lithium, columbium and yttrium."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'It's a remarkable drug, all right. But with all the contraindications, precautions, and side effects, we can't give it to anyone.'

Without thinking, Douglas opens Pandemic's box.

Specialists who Specialize.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

"Oh, Arthur and I go way back."

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"Budget? What budget?"

"Just saying, whenever we search for intelligent life in the universe, we always point the telescope away from Earth."

"Try sticking it there, it might be more effective!"

"But I'm the tester - not the testee."

MuTATE Gallery

Transgenic apples - $5 each

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

The History of GM Food

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

Grown for Flavour

Cloning Guidelines.

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

'Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?'

'Gentlemen, we have invented a better mouse trap,' - 'Gentlemouses, we have invented a better mouse,'

'Enough is enough! We need to find out why this keeps happening!'

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"