Space Satirist Pillows

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Moon Dump

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.