Stargazing Satirist Pillows

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

"The good news is, our repeated electronic messages into space have received a response. The bad news is, they've put us on their 'do not call' list."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I don't like space."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Moon's Portaloo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

The Black Hole Commission

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'