Space Satire Enthusiast Pillows

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Lab rat dreams.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Chalk Bored

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."