Space Satire Lovers Pillows

'I've notices something very disturbing about asteroids...they look just like turds...very large turds...'

Save Our Universe

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

"Even men from other planets reject me."

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news

The POKEY POKEY Star!

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

Moon Dump

"I support a monstrous ideology of hate."

Cyber Mansplaining

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."