Space Satire Lovers Pillows

'I've notices something very disturbing about asteroids...they look just like turds...very large turds...'

Save Our Universe

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

"Even men from other planets reject me."

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

The POKEY POKEY Star!

Moon Dump

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."