Space Satire Lover Pillows

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Grown for Flavour

The History of GM Food

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Well this didn't happen in the clinical trials."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

There do not seem to be any side effects from the medication that we can see.

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."