Cosmic Satire Lover Pillows

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Vampire on a plane

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

First Contact

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

The History of GM Food

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'