Space Satire Pillows

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

Moon Vacuuming

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'