Science Fiction Humorists Prints

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

How Glaciations Begin

"Underweird bras."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The new Physics

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!