Science Parody Lover Gifts

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

I told you we were late!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Dog phrenology

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'