Scientific Satire Lover Gifts

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I don't think he's sleeping, I think he's faking.'

"Can't find your office doc?"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Laboratory tests on me? I think not!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"Do you think we'll ever find the missing link between ape and civilised human?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

I told you we were late!

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Strainspotting

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."