Scientific Satire Lover Mugs

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I don't think he's sleeping, I think he's faking.'

"Can't find your office doc?"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Laboratory tests on me? I think not!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"Do you think we'll ever find the missing link between ape and civilised human?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Strainspotting

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'