Satirical Science Lover Gifts

'I didn't even know they were THERE until they started nuclear testing.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

I told you we were late!

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Strainspotting

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski