Science Comedy Lover Gifts

'...Those opposed?'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Catch this!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...