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'...Those opposed?'

Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.

Albert Einstein

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."