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Unemployment Office. I thought sine the universe is expanding, astronomy would be a growing field.

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....