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"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Pavlov's Blog."

Electrolyte Orchestra.