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The Origin of Life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Do you do much walking?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.