Science Cartoon Fan Pillows

The Origin of Life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Social Distancing Club

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Do you do much walking?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

The life of penguins.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.