Comic Science Lover Pillows

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

Carbon Dating.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

The One That Newton Missed

Electrolyte Orchestra.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.