Funny Science Lover Pillows

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

Professor...what are you doing?

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Electrolyte Orchestra.