Funny Science Lover Pillows

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Professor...what are you doing?

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'