Scientific Cartoon Lover Pillows

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'