Medical Cartoon Lover Pillows

"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"

'Looks like laryngitis. Want to tell me about it?'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Good news! It's only cancer."

"The good news is our insurance offers a lot more coverage than this terrible hospital gown!"

"I like to being post-operative chats with the good news... you no longer have to worry about taking care of yourself."

"You're looking well."

'The bandages can come off tomorrow, but it's not essential!'

"I keep getting this tightening feeling in my chest."

Try and relax!

'Your HMO won't cover injuries stemming form office politics.'

'You'll have to wait a while. There's only a skeleton staff on.'

"I'd heard hospitals were having problems with bed shortage, but..."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."