Medical Cartoon Lovers Pillows

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Snap out of it.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Lazy Doctor

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

'I thought you were supposed to do no harm!'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Good news! It's only cancer."

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'General practitoner'

'This may sting a bit.'

'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'