Collecting Medical Cartoons Pillows

'We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!'

"This is Mr Butler and he'll be your bone marrow donor Today"

'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Peach flirting with a banana.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'