Collecting Medical Cartoons T-Shirts

'We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!'

"This is Mr Butler and he'll be your bone marrow donor Today"

'Whoa, doc! Are those expensive, brand-name leeches? My insurance only covers generics.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

Car joust.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Cow duel.