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'This may sting a bit.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Snap out of it.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Car Rides - Cats

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Lazy Doctor

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"I can't find anything wrong with you - it must be the drink." "OK - come back when you're sober."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Eye Bank.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

A hospital chart is being dragged off down a mouse hole.

"I don't mind the wheezing. It drowns out the sound of my boss' voice."

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Horses and men? You call that a healthcare system?