Lover Of Medical Cartoons Pillows

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Snap out of it.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Lazy Doctor

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Good news! It's only cancer."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

'This may sting a bit.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

'What's that noise?'

Oh dear. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.

'Your HMO won't cover injuries stemming form office politics.'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

Horses and men? You call that a healthcare system?

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"