Medical Cartoons Pillows

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Snap out of it.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Lazy Doctor

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'This may sting a bit.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

Save the bacon,

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"