Comic Science Lover Gifts

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

Carbon Dating.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

The One That Newton Missed

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Electrolyte Orchestra.