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'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Carbon Dating.

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Walt Disney on ice."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The star hunters

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"They look like pickles."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."