Science Comic Fan T-Shirts

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Carbon Dating.

Hair Crop Circle

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They look like pickles."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"