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"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Flying sauces.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Astronaut love

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

First attempt at the Big Bang

Director: US Space Research.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Rocket science for beginners.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.