Sci-fi Parody Enthusiast Pillows

Fare Evader

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Insiders

Hedge of two moo cows

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."