Space Satire Seeker Prints

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Vampire Weekday

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

Dead & Breakfast.

"I thought I was a writer, but it turned out to be a chemical imbalance."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

'I'll keep your application on file in case something else comes up.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

Moon Vacuuming

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

"You can't imagine the stress I'm under."

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'This will help me find the wisdom of the ages and increase my penis size...'

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

Moon Dump

10 Commandments Bar.