Space Satire Fans Gifts

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

I told you we were late!

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

First space criminal investigation

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Hey, Pluto, I'm not responsible for what a bunch of astronomers come up with!

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'