Fans Of Space Humor Gifts

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

First space criminal investigation

Chalk Bored

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'