Space Comedy Aficionado Gifts

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

First space criminal investigation