Space Joke Aficionados Gifts

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Chalk Bored

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Spaceman serving shrimp.

First space criminal investigation

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'