Space Jokesters Gifts

'Hey, this might work out after all -- this guy exhales carbon dioxide!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Save Our Universe

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Not now, Oliver."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Cosmonaughty

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."