Space Junk Lover Gifts

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronaut love

Studying String Cheese Theory

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Not in my name!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

First attempt at the Big Bang

Director: US Space Research.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Space Shuttle.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'