Space Junk Aficionado Gifts

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Satellite falls from space-kills Qaddafi

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Mass Deportation Plan

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Dumbo in Space

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Space Shuttle.

'A bathroom!!'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Chalk Bored

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Budget Astronomy

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

'We need more space.' 'And time.'

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."