Space Junk Aficionado T-Shirts

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Satellite falls from space-kills Qaddafi

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Mass Deportation Plan

Dumbo in Space

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Space Shuttle.

Chalk Bored

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'A bathroom!!'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Budget Astronomy

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets