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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

dog vs UFO...

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."