Space Travel Buff T-Shirts

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

"So that's one small fries for man, one large fries for mankind..."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Earthlings! As a gesture of our good intentions, we give you the technology to print off early boarding passes...How about the technology to combine a phone and a camera in one device...I hear Mars is nice this time of year.'

"I just realied something...We're always naked."

"I'm infectious."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'