Space Travel Buff Mugs

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

"So that's one small fries for man, one large fries for mankind..."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Earthlings! As a gesture of our good intentions, we give you the technology to print off early boarding passes...How about the technology to combine a phone and a camera in one device...I hear Mars is nice this time of year.'

"I just realied something...We're always naked."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."